Thou shalt never wear sweatpants. Unless you are in the comfort of your own home with the shades pulled. I think they look so sloppy. It gives me a headache. The only exception is Hugo Boss sweatpants.
Thou shalt never waste an hour of my time on the sales floor "oohing" and "ahhing" over merchandise I am showing you, and then tell me you are going to go buy it online. How rude.
Thou shalt not ask me out on a date if you are my customer, especially when you are nasty L.A. trash.
Thou shalt never be walking directly in front of me, and then stop, or make a 180. If you do, thou shalt get bumped out of the way.
Thou shalt never get mad at me if you forgot your $10 off coupon, and I don't have one to give you.
Though shalt never try and screw with me. AKA Thomas Brooks of Union Business Solutions, or whatever the hell you are calling your company this week.
Compassionate Resistance for 5/29/17
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